What's the use of your brain? If you want to make some excuses or stories at least use your brain to think. I mean at least your story should be in sequence and don't leave any trace behind. That's shows your intelligent. When your slow down a second to give an answer, I will immediately know that all are lies. Even if you don't slow down your speed in answering, from eye contact, actions and using my brain I'll know if you're telling the truth. I can only said you're too dumb because you have not face the world yet. All you do is everyday fooling around like clown. Perhaps, become a joke of the crowd.